Presents and Commercials

Christmas is coming! Woohoo! This week would be perfect except.... WHAT DO YOU GET A GUY??? Not like, you know, something specific but something in general. For girls, it SOOO easy. Jewelry: the one and only perfect present. It's either earring, or necklaces, or bracelets. Maybe I'm being stereotypical; some girls just aren't really into jewelry. So yeah, no offense.
Like what do you get a guy?? Power tools?? And by a guy, i mean adults. But seriously, this guy (I'm going to refer to him as S)  i know really gets his dad power tools. The only present I've decided was to give my uncle a book titled ,"52 Ways to Cheat at Poker." He always wins. ALWAYS! Everyone knows he cheats but he does it so cleverly that we can never figure out how. Maybe I should get my cousin (the one in the marines, A) a martini cup. He's like 21 so it's legal for him to consume alcohol. Now that I think about it, I should have given him one on his birthday. That would have been epic. XD

You ever heard of the Blue Sky Project? It's basically a really cool peroject where they try to make music for commercials. I know that sounds lame but it really is ok. But you need to hear the music first before judging it.
Here's what you have to do:                                      

1. got to youtube
2. type in "Clorox Pirates"
3. click on the link
4. listen to it, don't focus on the screen
5. there will probbally be a link for Clorox Mermaid at the right. if not, you need to type it in.
6. listen
7. not you can judge

Trust me, you'll like it. And I'm going to try to put in a quote in every post.
Background Information: The first person's narrative is a guy and he just moved from a sophisticated, prim, elite school to a regular public school. The setting is his first day when he meets a girl.
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“I have survived because I've learned how the system works,” she told me.Her eyes were piercing, seeming to look straight to my soul. I just barely suppressed a shudder. “And you,” she continued, “are going to survive because I’m going to teach you how to work the system.”

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Clever, isn't it?

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